Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Arched green serif text reads

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

Places like this were where the road met the ocean

Membership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot

White script reads "Visit" above bold rust-brown text reading "TATOOINE" at the base with a horizontal line beneath

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Arched green serif text readsVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by