Mugs Not Drugs - Unisex T-Shirt salt lake city graffiti-style yellow and magenta text

graffiti-style yellow and magenta text reads "LEARNING ABOUT" above an oversized "CUBA

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

rendered in orange

Arched distressed white block text reads "SQUAD GOALS" in a curved layout

Labeling your mouth with directions assumes someone out there needed a map to find where pie goes

Mugs Not Drugs - Unisex T-Shirt salt lake city graffiti-style yellow and magenta textSwapping "hugs" for "mugs" is the kind of moral compromise that only sounds responsible at 1 PM on a Tuesday in March. Choosing beer over drugs isn't sobriety, it's just picking a lane with better branding. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block text reads "MUGS" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of two beer mugs clinking together with foamy heads overflowing. Matching golden yellow text below reads "NOT DRUGS," all rendered with a heavy