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and some become the place you always come back to

a perspective illustration of the building exterior shows "MELODY RINK" on its facade

Sacramento's capitol building doing a movie poster impression on a roller rink flyer is exactly the dramatic grandeur a place that rented shoes by the hour deserved

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