Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt gary Ham Porter's exasperated sigh carries

Ham Porter's exasperated sigh carries more emotional weight than most Oscar speeches

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Smaller gold-tan text beneath reads "33 WEST 52ND STREET

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Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt gary Ham Porter's exasperated sigh carriesTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the