Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Arched white uppercase text reads

Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol

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" and "FREE PARKING

" A vintage muted-color illustrated portrait of Ned Ryerson depicts him in a bowler hat

Distressed white spaced-out text reads "SOMETIMES" above large weathered block lettering reading "YOU WIN

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Arched white uppercase text readsGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A