Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Women's T-Shirt retrotech Golden-tan silhouette of California sits

Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

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Inspired by Barth from Barth's Burgery on You Can't Do That On Television

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Women's T-Shirt retrotech Golden-tan silhouette of California sitsSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit