The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Bold white text below reads

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

" and "MARION

rendered in a mid-century cartoon mascot style

Addressing the French National Assembly with the confidence of a kid who just made varsity is peak San Dimas energy

" with round eyes

The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Bold white text below readsRumsfield treating a cul de sac like a forward operating base is the most honest portrayal of retired military energy ever filmed. Art bringing a cooler to a stakeout proves paranoia pairs best with snacks. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic book style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson, Art Weingartner, and Lt. Mark Rumsfield. Bold yellow and pink block text reads