Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt grand prix "Trophy wife" printed in bowling

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

making it the most successful legal system in human history

TX" above smaller red text reading "LONGHORN LEAGUE" and blue text reading "1947

IL" in a weathered finish

Distressed white halftone portrait depicts Dick Jones wearing glasses

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt grand prix "Trophy wife" printed in bowlingThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.