Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt the only man who could

the only man who could quote Shakespeare

Bold white brush-style lettering reads "USE DOUGH" above a distressed white cartoon of a pizzaiolo in a chef's hat beside a large pizza on a paddle

flanked by white text reading "Central California League" and green text reading "Estd 1910" with four stars

representing a small western Pennsylvania mill town on the Class C circuit

Opening an apothecary in 1693 is either visionary small business planning or a spectacular misread of the local regulatory climate

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt the only man who couldReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with