Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched black and red text

Arched black and red text reading "NEWPORT COLTS BASEBALL CLUB" curves around a stylized red and black horseshoe forming a "C" with a white baseball and red stitching nestled inside

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

Desert towns rarely got professional teams in that era

Wavy black serif text below reads "IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS

a vintage-style illustration of a tri-color rocket popsicle in red

Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched black and red textFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"