American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black but by simply always being

but by simply always being there

Loyalty like that deserves a permanent spot on the couch and full control of the remote

Small spaced white letters read "SPRINGFIELD" above large red and white block text reading "ISOTOPES" outlined in black

Wearing it is a secret handshake between people who chose popcorn over the military industrial complex

High-contrast grayscale portrait depicts Tommy DeVito in a suit with arms crossed

American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black but by simply always beingPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."