The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet wearing an open robe

wearing an open robe

anchoring the Oak Cliff neighborhood for decades

Inspired by one of the original home entertainment consoles that launched way back in 1982

Thirty-two automatic lanes

and protruding tongue occupies the center

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet wearing an open robeStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a