Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L flanked by "19" and "85"

flanked by "19" and "85" in matching distressed type

white text reads "PARIS

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

Arched golden-yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden-yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle

text reading "Satriale's Pork Store

Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L flanked by "19" and "85"Parents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once. Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit. The Details: Red retro script text with a white outline border reads "Santa's" above "Financial" above "Backer," arranged at a slight diagonal angle. The typography has a vintage sticker like appearance with rounded letterforms and a