Kellerman's Mountain Resort - Women's T-Shirt san jose with a small dark tower

with a small dark tower topped by a red eye to the right

Unicorns have been walking around with a face weapon for centuries and nobody filed a report because the color palette was too pretty

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

A light blue rounded rectangle contains "1975" at the bottom

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

Kellerman's Mountain Resort - Women's T-Shirt san jose with a small dark towerKellerman's official brochure conveniently leaves out the part where the entertainment staff's choreography was strictly off menu. Carrying a watermelon gets you into places no resort pamphlet would ever advertise. Inspired by Dirty Dancing. The Details: Distressed white mountain silhouette tops the design above teal text reading "Kellerman's mountain Resort" and white text reading "Annual Dance Party." A white lift pose silhouette is centered between