Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M flanked by two muted sage-green

flanked by two muted sage-green pine trees

Cartoon portrait of Trent in a white open-collar shirt and dark vest

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

" Pink and magenta block letters spell "LANES" below

Lanes like this one anchored entire communities

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M flanked by two muted sage-greenMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block