Golf If It Was Easy - Unisex T-Shirt Fletch Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Arched dark green distressed block text reads "SWAMP ANGELS" above a dark green alligator head wearing a baseball cap with a golden yellow halo

A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line

and that bicycle is still missing

Either way

Golf If It Was Easy - Unisex T-Shirt Fletch Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text readsGolf courses spent decades cultivating an air of sophistication just for this joke to undo all of it in one sentence. Somewhere a country club board member is clutching his polo collar. The Details: A vintage 1950s style illustration of a grinning man in a collared shirt rests a golf club over his shoulder, rendered in distressed green ink. Large outlined block letters below read "GOLF." Smaller green text beneath reads "If it was easy they'd call it